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Enterprise

How to depress a geek

This is what happens when you take an intelligent, technical, idealistic, web-loving software geek and force him to spend 12-hour-plus days locked in an intensive, corporate, jargon-driven, artificially-competitive workshop.

Incidentally, a Google search for all lies maggots on toast currently returns Paul’s tweet above the Wikipedia page for the character the words come from.
[tags]psd, twitter, hothouse[/tags]

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Uncategorized

Sponsorship Request

Jane as SantaJane‘s been talked into running round Christchurch Park dressed in an oversized Santa suit in aid of East Anglia’s Children’s Hospices. If anyone feels like sponsoring her a few quid it would be greatly appreciated, and is dead easy to do online. Thanks!

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Agile

[XPday 7] The Informed Coding Dojo

This session was run by Karl Scotland & Johanna Hunt. I helped run a coding dojo at work for a while, until it just kind of fizzled out, so I was interested to see how someone else approached it.

The twist was that the dojo was run using Inform 6, which is a domain-specific language for writing text-based adventure games (“You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike…”). this meant that none of the participants were familiar with the language, which forced us to take very small steps rather than quickly hacking together large chunks of code based on experience.

The baby steps thing seemed to work quite well, helped by the strict five minute pair rotations (driver back to audience, navigator to driver, audience member to navigator). Those rotations weren’t quite like the way we used to do it (we never really settled on a fixed policy, and experimented with ping-pong pairing, swapping both people out of the pair at once and increasing timeslots to ten minutes). We also weren’t as strict about banning suggestions and comments from the floor – stopping that seemed to help avoid circular conversations and let the pair get on with coding, although the unusual language may have helped here too. It was very frustrating though when you could see an mistake that was causing compilation errors, but the pair hadn’t seen it yet.

As it turned out we only got about halfway through the tasks we’d been set. It was quite an enjoyable hour and a half, but I’m not sure how much I learned.

[tags]xpday, coding dojo, pair programming, inform6[/tags]

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Agile

[XPday 7] Jeff Patton Keynote: “Embrace Uncertainty”

Jeff gave an entertaining presentation on strategies for coping with the inevitable changes that take place during a project release. The talk was punctuated with blasts of music from various artists filling in as personas, from Mel B as a developer capturing user stories (“So tell me what you want, what you really really want”) to Johnny Rotten as an experienced agile practitioner (“Don’t know what I want, but I know how to get it”).

Many companies are now adopting agile methodologies such as Scrum to jump on the agile bandwagon, and are looking for consultants to provide training, and to come in and tell them all the answers to their problems. Because they are looking for prescriptive processes that they can put in place for people to follow, we are starting to see ever-more complex systems for things that were previously considered simple tasks (such as prioritising user stories). This is what Fred Brooks referred to in No Silver Bullet as ‘accidental complexity’ – complexity in the activities around writing software, rather than in the domain of the business problem you’re supposed to be solving.

Is this process rigor, or rigor mortis?

We have forgotten the meaning of iteration, and are working in increments instead. We are expecting an ‘iteration’ to contain a number of fully-completed stories, which we can then forget about and move on to new features. The problem with this is that when we deliver those stories, the customer is not entirely satisfied, and we have to introduce new stories to refine the design. This in turn affects our velocity, because we find ourselves spending more and more of our time enhancing features that we thought were done.

It’s not iteration if you only do it once.

Alastair Cockburn has suggested a ‘three story’ approach, where you make the iteration explicit by putting two additional cards behind each user story – one to fix the original story, and another to fix the second attempt. Jeff’s only concern with this was that people might take it too literally, doind a seond rework even if the customer was already happy, or stopping after the third story when the feature clearly wasn’t really done.

Along with YAGNI, Jeff suggested adding YAGRI (you ain’t gonna release it). This was to remind us that it’s OK to present non-production features to the customer, in the knowledge that they won’t be released until they’ve been iterated into a deliverable state. To me that seems OK for shrink-wrapped software and other things where iterations aren’t released, but I wonder how it applies to web applications, where it is becoming the norm to release small changes frequently (perhaps multiple times per iteration). In that case, we’re used to making the assumption that everything is always releasable. Maybe the answer is to separate new, ‘beta-quality’ features from the main body of functionality.

Three strategies for coping with the inevitable uncertainties in building a release were described:

Follow the Money

Prioritise the business goals. By focussing on the things with the highest value to the business you restrict the user constituencies which you should target first, and hence identify the highest priority user stories.

Don’t Choose the Solution Too Early

Focus on the user goals rather than the perceived requirements on the application, and consider and discuss alternative ways of meeting those goals. It may be that a simpler or cheaper implementation than the immediately-obvious one may be sufficient.

Build up Quality in Iterations

Sometimes the customer really does need everything to be implemented before the product can be released. In this situation, you can start by implementing stories to a very basic, almost prototype, level. You then build up the quality iteratively, using feedback from the rough-cut implementations to guide you. One way of doing this is to grade each story (eg A+ down to F, plus I for incomplete), then have a ‘passing grade’ at which the feature is considered fit for release.

One consequence of actually iterating, rather than using ‘iteration’ as a label for an incrementl chunk of functionality, is that there’s a lot more work for the customer (or product owner, or whatever you want to call them). They need to work frequently with the developers to evaluate each version of a story’s implementation and describe the changes necessary to make it fit their needs.

The summary of the talk was to question common practice and to trust your instincts. As an aside, that leads into a rant I keep meaning to get round to, on the subject of people who say that a particular behaviour “isn’t agile”, because it doesn’t fit the letter of their particular methodology of choice. Watch this space.

[tags]xpday, iteration, agile[/tags]

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Rails

Weird Rails bug

I Spent some time yesterday tracking down a bizarre bug which was causing some of our Selenium tests to fail. Watching the browser running the tests, I could see that occasionally a page would fail to render, with an “invalid argument” error and a stack trace. The line in question was an <%= end_form_tag %> in a layout. The strange thing was, it didn’t display the same behaviour when I ran the single failing test on its own, or when I viewed the page myself.

Or at least, I thought it didn’t. Because it seemed intermittent, I tried reloading the page a few times, and sure enough, the error appeared. Once. Then the page reloaded successfully six times, before failing again. This was completely repeatable – six times OK; one stack trace. Regular as clockwork.

Completely stumped, I thought I might as well at least replace the deprecated <%= start_form_tag %> … <%= end_form_tag %> with <% form_tag do %> … <% end %>, and lo and behold, that fixed it.

Unfortunately, I have no idea why. An imaginary prize to whoever can explain it!

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Java Ruby

String#casecmp

As far as I can tell, this is the correct way to do case-insensitive string comparison in Ruby:

if string1.casecmp(string2) == 0
  # strings match, ignoring case
end

That’s so ugly, it almost looks like Java. Actually, it’s worse than Java, which has String#equalsIgnoreCase.

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Agile Ruby Software

Driving Selenium from the RSpec Story Runner (RBehave)

[Update] The story runner is now included in the 1.1 release of RSpec, so a lot of the hackery mentioned below is no longer required. See http://rspec.info/ for details.

Background

A while ago I cobbled together some code to drive Selenium from Exactor (which was the acceptance testing framework we were using at the time). That project was offshored shortly afterwards, and I’m pretty sure Selenium never actually got integrated into the build (sneaking a peek at the continuous integration server reveals that even the pre-Selenium acceptance test build hasn’t run successfully for months), but I was convinced of the value of Selenium for testing non-trivial web applications.

On my next project (the Web21C SDK portal) we used Selenium on Rails heavily for automated acceptance testing. This worked well, although the fact that the tests are deployed with the application limits what you can do – you can’t interrogate the database after a test, for example, or dynamically set up stubs for systems you interface with (unless you also deploy the stubs as part of the application, and drive them from the browser).

With Mojo there’s an additional complication: as well as being accessible through a browser, most functionality is also available as a RESTful API, using digest-based authentication. To keep our acceptance tests in one place, we wanted to be able to drive a browser using Selenium, alongside other tests which talked to the server directly. The obvious answer was to use Selenium Remote Control, and I also liked the look of RBehave, which has now been incorporated into RSpec (but not released yet).

The RSpec story runner

The story runner in the upcoming release of RSpec is an evolution of Dan North’s RBehave, which in turn is based on JBehave (from the same author). In the past couple of weeks, David Chelimsky has done some excellent work on extracting the text of stories from the code, leading to the plain text story runner.

Read on for the gory details of my solution to running Selenium tests from the story runner.

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General nonsense

Parochial Ethnicity Option

This from the profile page on Orkut (which is, of course, an international site):

Orkut ethnicity options

Someone really ought to tell them that African American isn’t a globally-applicable synonym for Black.

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Rants

An Apostrophe is not an Open Quote

Just spotted this dreadful logo for Le Web 3:

Le Web Logo

I know this often happens in body text when an over-enthusiastic ‘smart quotes’ feature in a word processor mistakes the apostrophe for an opening quotation mark, but someone really should have noticed it in a logo.

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Rants

Corporate Web Filtering

The other day I was listening to someone speaking about the rollout of an open source web-filtering solution to 20,000 pupils in the Yorkshire and Humber area. A mildly interesting story in itself, and a nice win for the OSS community, but it got me thinking.

When it comes to Internet access, Why do some companies literally treat their employees like children?